1. No profanity
2. No sexually explicit material
3. No morally degrading material
4. No material that is discriminatory, including
   1. Racism
   2. Sexism (except in acceptable hits against the opposite sex in good humor)
   3. Sexuality
   4. Religion
   5. Weight
   6. Type of bird one likes best
5. The rules may be modified or amended at any time
6. Appropriate is determined by Stephen Bushman
7. No statements against my grammar or spelling outside of regular web site functions
8. No jokes about my mom or anyone elses mom. This excludes:
   1. Stacy W.
   2. Dayna R.
   3. Evan M.
   4. Anyone else I deem worthy to have their mom insulted.
9. I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, for any reason
10. No discussion of game rules. This includes, but is not limited to:
    1. Lima bean drawings
    2. Talking
    3. Written Statements
    4. E-mail
    5. Public forums
    6. Discussion boards, especially the discussion board for this web site
11. Fines double in construction zones
12. Cheating is punishable by light caning
13. Bribery is an option, if the circumstance permits
14. In this game, no matter what, I am always right. So:
    1. You are wrong if you do not agree with me
    2. Your dog is wrong
    3. If you were included on the aforementioned mom list, your mom is wrong
    4. You are still wrong
15. I reserve the right to withhold service due to the following conditions:
    1. Laziness
    2. Loss of appetite or dizziness
    3. Loss of an appendage
    4. Homework
    5. Amendment - homework is no longer a valid reason
    6. Video Games
16. You are still wrong

1. Fines may be administered
2. Cat. No. must be included with your order
3. Transactions will automatically take place
4. Transactions may not be processed immediately
5. I withhold the right to deny service to anyone for any reason
6. There is a §20 charge on bounced accounts
7. All transactions are final
8. Transactions must occur online through my order form service
9. Have a nice day

1. Spelling mistakes are not errors.
2. Fire is hot

Rules §10.2002.004:Ammendments

1. Bronco-bashing is illegal
2. Anyone using the word "and" can be fined §1 for every use