Plymouth, Wisconsin - "Do hedgehogs float?" is a question that has daunted many scientists to-date. However, a local man and superhero, Galactican Man, attempts to sift fact from fiction.

"My article is better.." states Professor Anna.

Article I: Do hedgehogs float? That is a commonly asked question amoung scientists and hedgehog enthusiasts alike. It has been a hot topic and according to The New York Times, a head official in the research of hedgehogs said, "... an epic modern marvel of bafflement to mankind.††" I an exert about a loosely related topic to the hedgehog uprising, from the Wall Street Journal, "...it is on the go and is a promising aspect to our future and stock investments..††." So, as we can all see, the question still remains. Do hedgehogs float?

Fig. 1 - Hedgehog or vicious beast?

(The debate will continue, please tune in next issue for the startling mid-conclusion!)